Plot: Oh boy! A gymkhana! Lulu and Snow White LOVE gymkhana! But when practicing pole bending, Snow White leans too far and she and Lulu topple over. Lulu ends up bruising her thigh and Snow White sprains a tendon.
The next 70 pages are a bunch of CRAP on how AWFUL Lulu FEELS about EVERYTHING that she EVER DID, including get born. Haaaaate.
The Pony Pals try to convince Lulu it was an accident, but she doesn't believe them and literally runs into the woods (DURING A STORM!) after vowing never to ride again.
She comes back, unfortunately, and realizes that she is a big IDIOT and that it was an accident and she needs to STOP BEING SUCH A FREAKING WIMP. So then the Pony Pals win all the gymkhana games. BOOOOOOOO!
More notes:
I literally marked every single page.
I'm tired of the mention of Lulu's stay in England, and Lightning's valiant kitten rescue.
Pole bending race. Sort of self explanatory. Or at least easy to explain.
They leave Lulu lying on the ground after she falls.
Pam looks like Mrs. Laners....
Lulu has to go to the hospital. In an ambulance. Whatever.
She has NOT been living in Wiggins a short time. She's experienced like 6 summer vacations!
Why do Anna and Pam have to be exact opposites? Black, white. Tall, short. Smart, dumb. Bad artist, good artist.
I think Lulu DID hurt her brain in the fall. Or maybe it's always been like that.
Grandmother Sanders = ridiculously old fashioned. I bet she still wears petticoats.
How does the doctor know she has a big bruise on her thigh? Did he take off her pants?
Lulu thinks Snow White might be dead. Right.
Thank you for making the situation worse, Dr. Crandal.
THEY'RE EATING SPAGHETTI AGAIN!
Ponies don't moan. Or have nightmares.
WTH???? At the gymkhana, there will be a costume parade. Anna's ideas include a banana and...I'm not sure what that is. Also an artist and THE PONY COULD BE A PALETTE! HAHAHAHAHA!
Lulu would not be a good princess. Actually, yes she would. She whines a lot, but doesn't do anything about it.
Lulu keeps dwelling on stupid Snow White. "Omg, I almost KILLED my pony. *sob sob sob*"
Who's Paint? Since when do the Crandals have more than 2 riding ponies? I thought Mrs. Crandal didn't NEED a third pony!!!! WHO IS PAINT???
That's right, Lulu. Acting like a *itch will make everyone feel better.
Anna and Pam look like they want to kill Lulu.
IT'S A RACE! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO FAST!
Lulu: Uh-uh! Safety first!
AAAAGH! SHUT UP!
Omg. Lulu = no sense of humor. Because riding is serious business. And you're not allowed to have fun with ponies.
I have nothing bad to say about Pam and Anna this whole book. I actually feel REALLY sorry for both of them.
Oooh, burn.
Pam: We need to have a Pony Pal meeting right now.
Lulu: About what?
Anna: About YOU!
They called Splash A GIRL. Um, Splash is A BOY. And Splash is NOT A NICE CALM PONY. Remember? Always rushing ahead?
Lulu is scared of squirrels.
Maybe Snow White is ignoring you because you're so FREAKING ANNOYING!!
Grandma Sandy, NOT HELPING.
YOU DIDN'T ALMOST KILL YOUR PONY! HORSES FALL DOWN IN LOTR ALL THE TIME!
THE PONY PALS ARE ACTUALLY APOLOGIZING!!!!! Well, Lulu isn't. But Pam and Anna are apologizing to her!!!! Huh. I'm proud of them.
They call Acorn a girl, too.
This totally reminds me of "Wizard Angst". "I QUIT MAGIC!"
Yeah, running into the woods is smart.
Where's the comma? "Lulu stop!"
Oh no, you're breaking all 5 Safety in the Woods rules!
OMG, Lulu almost gets struck by lightning. I cracked up laughing when I read that part.
They almost get hit by lightning again. And ANNA IS TALLER THAN PAM!!
Good thing Lulu knows how to track. The ONE thing she ever does right.
I don't think your ponies care that you are gone.
You don't have to ride to be a Pony Pal. I could be a Pony Pal if I wanted. I mean, I love ponies, I don't understand people, and I have no social skills.
Oh. We just got trapped in the woods for 2 hours. Want to go get lunch at the diner?
Anna just told Lulu to shut up. GO ANNA!
And then Anna starts crying. Yeah.
Aaaah, Lulu is not being a leader! THAT'S why Snow White is acting weird!
"My leader is back!" Totally reminds me of, "Take me to your leader."
The sack race has nothing to do with weaving in and out of poles! Stupid.
Yeah, that's right, BE SELFISH! Now your friends can't compete in the gymkhana games. Jerk.
Oh, such a sacrifice.
They win because Lulu grows a brain.
They lose every other race.
They describe Lulu's outfit to the slightest detail. And the picture is so not worth that 1000 words.
Lulu does not deserve all this special attention.
That SUCKED. Aaaargh. Tomorrow, #17 where they find another cat.
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