I started this on the 19th!!! Sorry, I've been so busy!!!
Plot: It's the day of the wedding.
MADISON STILL HASN'T FINISHED THE COLLAGE!
She wakes up at 3 AM and manages to finish the thing AND write a really excellent poem in 2 short hours.
Tiffany comes by to pick her up, and finds Madison undressed (not naked, just in her pajamas).
Madison is worried her snobby cousin will make fun of her orange dress, but not only does Tiffany love the dress, but she turns out to be really nice, just overbearing and chatty.
It's time for the wedding. Madison gets through her Shakespeare reading without incident, and neither Jeff nor Stephanie runs away in tears. They stumble through the vows and become Mr. and Mrs. Jeffery Finn.
Yay, Madison and her dad are still super close.
Oh, and he loves the wedding present, as does Stephanie.
Madison returns home, where she finally reveals to Aimee and Fiona that she likes Hart.
Weee, how anticlimactic.
More notes:
Madison doesn't want the wedding to happen, because her future step-grandma is a witch, there are bad omens all around, and she wants her parents to get back together.
Bigwheels says, "I bet ur the prettiest girl there."
....
Maybe Bigwheels doesn't like Reggie (or boys) as much as she thought she did....
AAARGH! Aimee sends another e-mail, and it still sounds like she's blaming Madison for Fiona's problems. But then Aimee admits to not doing anything to make Fiona better, and claims it's because Madison's not there, and they have to do it together or whatever.
Ugh, I hate Aimee SOOO much.
Lame. Hart e-mails Madison about a BBQ at his house when he knows she'll be in Texas then. You suck, Hart.
Dad: In ten hours, I will marry Stephanie, and more than anything else on the planet, I want you to be okay with it.
Madison: I told you a zillion times, Dad, I'm okay with it.
Dad: I believed you before. I'm not so sure anymore.
Madison: Why can't you believe me now? I can't believe you don't believe that I believe....
:? What?
"Are you really marrying Stephanie tomorrow? But her family is so weird. And she's so...neurotic. She practically bawled her eyes out that night in here with me."
That's a good reason not to marry someone. They had a bad day. -_-
"Madison had totally lied to Dad. Of course she knew about love. After all, that was really the only thing that explained how she felt about Hart Jones."
Don't believe the hype, Maddie. That's not love.
Don't you hate it when you wake up at 3 AM and remember you didn't do something important?
....
The time suddenly jumps from 5:30 to 6:30, then from 6:30 to 7:30.
WHERE DID THOSE TWO HOURS GO?
Argh...just...divorce is never a good thing!
Aimee's shame game worked!!!
Tiffany is so Sandy from Spongebob Squarepants!!
"Aw, jeepers! You're not even ready yet!"
Oh no...Madison has doubts about her orangey-orange dress! Tiffany's all, "Sounds...*cough cough* butt ugly! *cough cough*"
"Madison could almost feel the blood drain from her face. Panicked thoughts zipped through her head like little fireflies. She had a vision of herself walking up to the wedding ceremony at the Wolfe Ranch. There, a burly cowboy bouncer would greet her.
'Hey, you in the orange dress!' he would exclaim, readying his lasso to rope Madison like loose cattle. 'No orange allowed at this hoedown!'"
Argh. I hate zits that get bigger when you pop them.
That's what Madison has.
Tiffany is a brat because...Wanda is abusive??
Tiffany and Madison bond over ping-pong. Tiffany says she LIKES the orange dress!
She even offers to go back to her house to get an orange hairclip that would go perfectly with Madison's dress!!!
Tiffany sculpts Madison's hair into the wonder it is on the cover. Hm.
OMG, THERE ARE PONY RIDES AT STEPHANIE'S WEDDING!
Okay, weird. Kirk thinks Madison looks pretty.
Isn't she his new step-cousin thing?
Madison reads a cool beans Shakespeare sonnet at the wedding.
Jeff and Stephanie mess up the vows.
"I, Jeffrey Peter Finn, take thee, Stephanie Mae Wolfe, to be my lawful wedded husband...I mean, awful wedded wife...I mean...lawful...wedded...wife."
That would be a tad embarassing.
Madison spontaneously decides to hug Kirk.
Which TOTALLY weirds him out.
So Maddie decides not to make anymore romantic endeavors in the near future.
Stephanie almost married a guy named Bob.
But she called if off.
Madison dances with Kirk. He's not very good and they're related...but she got to dance with a boy.
You're never too old for a pony ride!
Madison twists her ankle while resisting a square dance with her dad.
So much for that.
"Loooove, soft as an easy chair...Loooove, fresh as the morning air..."
Sounds like the stuff they play on 106.9.
"Madison was thinking about love, too.
Back home - where her Hart was."
-_-
"There is nothing more romantic than forever, is there? Like, 'I will love you forever and ever into infinity, my darling Madison.'"
Actually, if any boy said that to me, I'd punch him in the face.
And not because my name isn't Madison.
Wow, that would suck, wouldn't it? "I'm in love with you, Mia...I mean, Lauren."
Who's Mia???
Stephanie and Jeff buy her a locket with picture of all of them at the beach.
This book actually came with a locket...that I lost. :( It was cheap, anyway.
Madison fixed the poem:
Your wedding is a special day
I'm sure you will be feeling good in every way
The sun is shining bright on your faces
Of course there is no one who can take your places
At first I thought this wedding would be weird
And that was just the start of what I feared
I know you're happy and I'm happy too
But I wondered what would happen with you two
And then I realized you will still be there
You will always listen and you will always care.
I know that sometime's I'm hard for Dad to take
Like when he says, "Maddie, give me a break."
Plus I have one mom and never had another
I'm not sure I know how to have a stepmother
I want our family to be complete and real
I want you both to know just how I feel.
You take care of me and let me share your life
Dad, I'm so glad you picked Stephanie for you wife
I hope that I will be a good part of the deal
I want you both to know just how I feel.
I wish you the best happy wedding time
Thanks for including me even though I can't really rhyme.
That sounds like something off Veggietales...or the Hallmark Channel.
Stephanie loves it and starts crying. Definitely Hallmark Channel.
Group hug!!!
"I've been obsessing about Hart again for some reason. I even had a dream about him last night! He was riding in this carriage and carrying flowers and candles. Don't ask."
Don't worry. I won't.
Though I vaguely remember some of my own obsessive dreams...involving the army...and Wild Waves!
Madison finally fesses up about her crush on Hart!!!
So, naturally, Aimee tells the whole world.
NO WAY. Jeff is letting Tiffany and her friends hang out with Madison in her hotel room, and they can watch whatever movies they want (they got the "R" route, because they're so devious) and order as much room service as they want!!! Dang!
I hate it when they're like, "The plane is beginning it's descent," and it takes another HALF HOUR.
Four hour flight from Chicago to Georgia! Whoo!
No more lost bags! No more lost bags!
Success! Madison's bag returns to New York with her!
Jeff orders a LIMOUSINE to take Madison home!!! It's like...4 miles!!!
Ha ha. A hilarious misunderstanding between Madison, Aimee, and Mom.
"I thought you liked Drew! Or maybe it was Dan. I can't remember."
"Pork-O!!? I thought you liked Hart? When did you like Dan? I know he likes you!"
Madison apparently didn't know Dan liked her...
...even though he practically STALKED HER in #11.
Home again. Home again. Stuff like that.
Madison's Computer Tip:
Use a laptop to keep a travel diary.
Okay. Phew. I'll do #16 tomorrow and maybe read some more later.
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Thursday, May 29, 2008
Saturday, January 12, 2008
I never lose things, I merely forget them, or FTFO Madison Finn #6: Lost and Found
This was the first Madison Finn book I ever read. This is also probably the best book Madison Finn I have ever read.
Plot: Life is crazy, as usual. Egg has a day of skating and icecapades planned, but Madison doesn't want to go; she can't skate!
Thankfully, a huge blizzard hits Far Hills and there's no school that day.
Instead of a day of relaxation, though, Fran forces Madison to clean out the attic while she does nothing. Madison finds some stuff from third or fourth grade when she was still friends with Ivy. Among that stuff is a letter she and Ivy wrote that they had saved for seventh grade. She contemplates giving it to Ivy so they can open it together.
Back to school. Madison has to go skating. Her friends try to help her, but she pretty much sucks, and Hart is being ubernice to Ivy??? Whaaat?
During a game of Truth or Dare at Fiona's house, Madison picks Truth and Ivy forces her to tell everyone who she likes. Madison doesn't want to say the real answer, and tells everyone she likes Egg. Grooooss. The Truth or Dare game wasn't exactly detrimental to the plot, but Egg kisses Fiona on the knee and Hart reveals that he saw his neighbor Susie naked. Whoa...too much information.
Madison, still seething at Ivy's trick, opens the letter and cries for like three days.
The next day in science class, Hart passes her a note asking what her e-mail address is. Ivy tattles on Madison and Mr. Danehy holds them both after class. Ivy REALLY wants to see the note, so she grabs it out of Madison's backpack...only it's not the note; it's the 4th grade letter. Ivy takes the letter and ends up crying in the bathroom. And that's it. ? What kind of ending was that? Oh well.
More notes:
"The worst part was the dreaded gym uniform. Its ugly blue polyester gym shorts made Madison's legs itch, and a too tight, white T-shirt with a blue Far Hills Junior High Logo was not exactly the most flattering fashion statement. And wearing the shirt meant wearing a bra, even though Madison didn't have much to fill out."
A TIGHT WHITE T-shirt isn't a flattering fashion statement, Madison? The boys disagree. Btw, she's in 7th grade: aren't most people wearing bras by that time?
Lol, they talk about changing in the locker rooms and awkwardness. Whatever.
Oh no, there was a uniform change and the new shorts are baggy...but Madison forgot to give her mom the permission slip!!
I love running. Fiona passes out. And she's supposed to be athletic. It's because she's sick, though. Lol, and she's all, "I feel hot, Coach." Oh my....
Madison and Ivy race...and tie.
I still can't get over the name "Nurse Shim".
In this book, the lake is called Lake Wannalotta. Forever after, it's called Lake Dora. Is there more than one?
Way to be super obvious about Hart, Maddie.
Oh dear, Maddie can't skate!
Aimee starts complaining about ballet class. What? I thought our little anorexic was a ballet freak!
More reasons why I hate Fran: Jeff is in Denver, but can't come home to take Madison out to dinner because he has to work. Fran freaks out at him, so Madison starts defending him, and Fran's like, "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?" What is YOUR problem? He has a job.
There's a snowstorm headed for Far Hills! Lucky.
She gets to miss school, but her mom is a morning person.
You get a day off from school and you're making your daughter clean out the attic, Fran? You suck.
Fran plays flute, too. I'll bet she sucks, just like her daughter.
WHOA, Madison's grandpa was not named Joe!!!
I love Dan Ginsburg. Sort of.
If you really don't want to go skating, DON'T GO! But no, Maddie decides to go because Egg told her to. Peer pressure much?
"Madison realized she had been out of school for a day and a half and she hadn't done any homework yet."
Ha ha. Same here.
Aww, Bigwheels' dad moved out. This really depressed me.
I hate spacey people. Aimee invites Madison over to play in the snow, it takes Madison half an hour to put on her stuff (and she considers that "fast), and when she gets there, Aimee berates her for "being late...even though she's not dressed. Lame.
Jeff and Stephanie are sleeping together? How scandalous.
Fran always yells at Jeff for being late, and yet being late is a habit of hers, too. Hypocrite.
I think it's really stupid why Ivy and Madison stopped being friends.
Ha. I remember back in the day when I thought seventh grade would be the best year of my life. It wasn't bad, actually. Besides raging hormones and lame teachers.
It turns out Ivy is really insecure. That's really sad.
Fiona thinks Hart is cute!!! I'm surprised Madison hasn't strangled her yet.
Power outage. Hate those.
Mmm, tofu lasagna!
"She held up one of Madison's newest sweaters, a Christmas present from Mom. It was orange angora, fuzzy all over like a tabby cat."
Sounds...nice. In the earlier books, they make a huge deal about Madison's favorite color being orange.
Omg, this is so sad. Madison thinks that if she shows Ivy the letter, they'll become friends again. *tear*
Madison: And then there's this boy...
Fran: Boy? You mean Egg?
AARGH! All moms do this! Whenever I'm like, "There's this boy..." they always jump to conclusions about your best guy friend!
Green gloves, an orange sweater, and an orange parka. Plus a rainbow cap. Hm. That matches.
Dan is so stalkery, almost as much as Drew. Oh, and he makes a joke about Hart and Ivy going out. Laaame.
Susie is Hart's next-door-neighbor. She goes to a boarding school, likes ice skating professionally, and thinks Hart is "wicked nice". This girl sounds amazing.
Argh. I hate picking teams. ALWAYS. PICKED. LAST.
Aw, Egg picks her because he's her BGF. Lol, if I were captain, I would probably not pick my friends first. Sorry, guys.
Ivy shoves Madison, causing her to fall on her butt, so Aimee and Susie skate into her and humiliate her. Noyce.
"But then the laughter began - Ivy and Hart laughing. They were lying on top of each other on the ice, laughing like little kids."
That is so dirty!! It makes Madison cry. And Drew-Creepy-Pants is all taking pictures of them. Sooo nasty.
Ivy gets nailed with a snowball.
Omg, Ivy is such a freak. Rose is laughing and she's like, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE, ROSIE!"
Phinnie ran away! He's never coming back.
What? Roseanne Snyder, Ivy's BFF, offers to help Maddie look for him? Carazy.
HE WAS IN THE HOUSE!! I bet he was hiding under the bed the whole time. Like in "Because of Winn-Dixie".
Hm, the Hot Chocolate party at Fiona's house sounds pretty fantabulous. Not. "We'll be doing something fun like playing videos or games." How do you play videos? And why can't you play video games?
Maddie calls Chet a Chucklehead. Hee.
Wow, the Waters' are totally into this hot chocolate party.
Ivy and Hart arrive together? Hart is such a loser.
Madison tries to go to the bathroom and Ivy takes a flying leap into it and is all, "I got here first!" You might want to use another toilet, Madison. Ivy's busy puking in that one.
Dan? Full? Is that even possible?
I hate Truth or Dare. I hate Spin the Bottle. But they decide to play "Truth or Dare Spin the Bottle". Whoaaaaaaa, carazy.
Oh no, not a kissing game! At least it's not 7 Minutes in Heaven, which slutty junior high kids are usually playing these days.
Drew thinks up way lame questions for "Truth".
Drew: What's the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you?
Susie: *smiling*
Hart: I know that one, Susie. Don't lie!
Susie: Hart, be quiet! Let me see.... Well, I guess you're right, Hart. That was the most embarassing thing ever. Well, this summer...Hart saw me naked.
WHAT? QUESTIONABLE CONTENT IN A CHILDREN'S BOOK!!!
The other kids make fun of Dan for being "fat", but he does it to himself. Does that make it okay to call him "Pork-O"?
Madison calls Ivy out for lying on a TRUTH!! Go Maddie! Way to have a spine!
Don't pick truth, Maddie, don't pick Truth. Because if you pick Truth, someone's ALWAYS going to ask you "who you like".
She says Egg. Yeah. Right.
Hart picks Truth and admits he likes someone in this room. Madison thinks he likes her. Wishful thinking.
Egg has to kiss Fiona. So he kisses her on the knee. Ooh, hot.
All the boys leave, so it's no fun!
Susie: Let me know what happens with Hart.
Madison: Huh? What are you talking about?
Susie: He totally likes you. Does anyone know you like him?
!!!!!!!!
Omg, flashback to last year. One of my friends said the guy I like liked me, too, but he was wrong!!!!
Madison opens the envelope!!! Without Ivy!!! So much for becoming friends again.
Their list of "things to do in 7th grade" is so lame. They both want to become famous actresses.
PEMDAS does not stand for "Please Eat My Delicious Apples Soon"!!
Ivy asks Madison for her notes. Forget her.
Egg is a suck up.
THERE'S A PICTURE OF HART...WITH HIS HAND ON MADDIE'S SHOULDER! OMG, THEY'RE TOUCHING!
Madison joins band!!! Yay! Band geeks rule!!
Ooh, Hart gives Maddie a note...and Ivy wants it, so she throws a temper tantrum during science.
Ivy blames Madison and Hart...but insists Hart doesn't get in trouble. Way to be obviouser than Madison.
Ha. Mr. Danehy is like, "The note has your name on it, Ms. Daly."
Because it's the letter.
Ivy grabs it and runs away.
Finnster
What is ur e-mail?
Hart
That's it??? That's IT?? That's what the note said? That's what we've all been waiting for?
Ivy was crying!! This is making me really sad!
Omg, it's snowing in Washington! Well, in this book it is. Maybe some of that luck will rub off on the real life WA.
BIFF? Best Internet Friends Forever? No. Doesn't work.
Madison's Computer Tip:
Don't write online messages that contain too much private information.
Lest you be molested and killed by stalkers on Myspace.
Unicorns of Balinor tomorrow, with the lovely Miss Atalanta on the front. Fun.
Plot: Life is crazy, as usual. Egg has a day of skating and icecapades planned, but Madison doesn't want to go; she can't skate!
Thankfully, a huge blizzard hits Far Hills and there's no school that day.
Instead of a day of relaxation, though, Fran forces Madison to clean out the attic while she does nothing. Madison finds some stuff from third or fourth grade when she was still friends with Ivy. Among that stuff is a letter she and Ivy wrote that they had saved for seventh grade. She contemplates giving it to Ivy so they can open it together.
Back to school. Madison has to go skating. Her friends try to help her, but she pretty much sucks, and Hart is being ubernice to Ivy??? Whaaat?
During a game of Truth or Dare at Fiona's house, Madison picks Truth and Ivy forces her to tell everyone who she likes. Madison doesn't want to say the real answer, and tells everyone she likes Egg. Grooooss. The Truth or Dare game wasn't exactly detrimental to the plot, but Egg kisses Fiona on the knee and Hart reveals that he saw his neighbor Susie naked. Whoa...too much information.
Madison, still seething at Ivy's trick, opens the letter and cries for like three days.
The next day in science class, Hart passes her a note asking what her e-mail address is. Ivy tattles on Madison and Mr. Danehy holds them both after class. Ivy REALLY wants to see the note, so she grabs it out of Madison's backpack...only it's not the note; it's the 4th grade letter. Ivy takes the letter and ends up crying in the bathroom. And that's it. ? What kind of ending was that? Oh well.
More notes:
"The worst part was the dreaded gym uniform. Its ugly blue polyester gym shorts made Madison's legs itch, and a too tight, white T-shirt with a blue Far Hills Junior High Logo was not exactly the most flattering fashion statement. And wearing the shirt meant wearing a bra, even though Madison didn't have much to fill out."
A TIGHT WHITE T-shirt isn't a flattering fashion statement, Madison? The boys disagree. Btw, she's in 7th grade: aren't most people wearing bras by that time?
Lol, they talk about changing in the locker rooms and awkwardness. Whatever.
Oh no, there was a uniform change and the new shorts are baggy...but Madison forgot to give her mom the permission slip!!
I love running. Fiona passes out. And she's supposed to be athletic. It's because she's sick, though. Lol, and she's all, "I feel hot, Coach." Oh my....
Madison and Ivy race...and tie.
I still can't get over the name "Nurse Shim".
In this book, the lake is called Lake Wannalotta. Forever after, it's called Lake Dora. Is there more than one?
Way to be super obvious about Hart, Maddie.
Oh dear, Maddie can't skate!
Aimee starts complaining about ballet class. What? I thought our little anorexic was a ballet freak!
More reasons why I hate Fran: Jeff is in Denver, but can't come home to take Madison out to dinner because he has to work. Fran freaks out at him, so Madison starts defending him, and Fran's like, "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?" What is YOUR problem? He has a job.
There's a snowstorm headed for Far Hills! Lucky.
She gets to miss school, but her mom is a morning person.
You get a day off from school and you're making your daughter clean out the attic, Fran? You suck.
Fran plays flute, too. I'll bet she sucks, just like her daughter.
WHOA, Madison's grandpa was not named Joe!!!
I love Dan Ginsburg. Sort of.
If you really don't want to go skating, DON'T GO! But no, Maddie decides to go because Egg told her to. Peer pressure much?
"Madison realized she had been out of school for a day and a half and she hadn't done any homework yet."
Ha ha. Same here.
Aww, Bigwheels' dad moved out. This really depressed me.
I hate spacey people. Aimee invites Madison over to play in the snow, it takes Madison half an hour to put on her stuff (and she considers that "fast), and when she gets there, Aimee berates her for "being late...even though she's not dressed. Lame.
Jeff and Stephanie are sleeping together? How scandalous.
Fran always yells at Jeff for being late, and yet being late is a habit of hers, too. Hypocrite.
I think it's really stupid why Ivy and Madison stopped being friends.
Ha. I remember back in the day when I thought seventh grade would be the best year of my life. It wasn't bad, actually. Besides raging hormones and lame teachers.
It turns out Ivy is really insecure. That's really sad.
Fiona thinks Hart is cute!!! I'm surprised Madison hasn't strangled her yet.
Power outage. Hate those.
Mmm, tofu lasagna!
"She held up one of Madison's newest sweaters, a Christmas present from Mom. It was orange angora, fuzzy all over like a tabby cat."
Sounds...nice. In the earlier books, they make a huge deal about Madison's favorite color being orange.
Omg, this is so sad. Madison thinks that if she shows Ivy the letter, they'll become friends again. *tear*
Madison: And then there's this boy...
Fran: Boy? You mean Egg?
AARGH! All moms do this! Whenever I'm like, "There's this boy..." they always jump to conclusions about your best guy friend!
Green gloves, an orange sweater, and an orange parka. Plus a rainbow cap. Hm. That matches.
Dan is so stalkery, almost as much as Drew. Oh, and he makes a joke about Hart and Ivy going out. Laaame.
Susie is Hart's next-door-neighbor. She goes to a boarding school, likes ice skating professionally, and thinks Hart is "wicked nice". This girl sounds amazing.
Argh. I hate picking teams. ALWAYS. PICKED. LAST.
Aw, Egg picks her because he's her BGF. Lol, if I were captain, I would probably not pick my friends first. Sorry, guys.
Ivy shoves Madison, causing her to fall on her butt, so Aimee and Susie skate into her and humiliate her. Noyce.
"But then the laughter began - Ivy and Hart laughing. They were lying on top of each other on the ice, laughing like little kids."
That is so dirty!! It makes Madison cry. And Drew-Creepy-Pants is all taking pictures of them. Sooo nasty.
Ivy gets nailed with a snowball.
Omg, Ivy is such a freak. Rose is laughing and she's like, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE, ROSIE!"
Phinnie ran away! He's never coming back.
What? Roseanne Snyder, Ivy's BFF, offers to help Maddie look for him? Carazy.
HE WAS IN THE HOUSE!! I bet he was hiding under the bed the whole time. Like in "Because of Winn-Dixie".
Hm, the Hot Chocolate party at Fiona's house sounds pretty fantabulous. Not. "We'll be doing something fun like playing videos or games." How do you play videos? And why can't you play video games?
Maddie calls Chet a Chucklehead. Hee.
Wow, the Waters' are totally into this hot chocolate party.
Ivy and Hart arrive together? Hart is such a loser.
Madison tries to go to the bathroom and Ivy takes a flying leap into it and is all, "I got here first!" You might want to use another toilet, Madison. Ivy's busy puking in that one.
Dan? Full? Is that even possible?
I hate Truth or Dare. I hate Spin the Bottle. But they decide to play "Truth or Dare Spin the Bottle". Whoaaaaaaa, carazy.
Oh no, not a kissing game! At least it's not 7 Minutes in Heaven, which slutty junior high kids are usually playing these days.
Drew thinks up way lame questions for "Truth".
Drew: What's the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you?
Susie: *smiling*
Hart: I know that one, Susie. Don't lie!
Susie: Hart, be quiet! Let me see.... Well, I guess you're right, Hart. That was the most embarassing thing ever. Well, this summer...Hart saw me naked.
WHAT? QUESTIONABLE CONTENT IN A CHILDREN'S BOOK!!!
The other kids make fun of Dan for being "fat", but he does it to himself. Does that make it okay to call him "Pork-O"?
Madison calls Ivy out for lying on a TRUTH!! Go Maddie! Way to have a spine!
Don't pick truth, Maddie, don't pick Truth. Because if you pick Truth, someone's ALWAYS going to ask you "who you like".
She says Egg. Yeah. Right.
Hart picks Truth and admits he likes someone in this room. Madison thinks he likes her. Wishful thinking.
Egg has to kiss Fiona. So he kisses her on the knee. Ooh, hot.
All the boys leave, so it's no fun!
Susie: Let me know what happens with Hart.
Madison: Huh? What are you talking about?
Susie: He totally likes you. Does anyone know you like him?
!!!!!!!!
Omg, flashback to last year. One of my friends said the guy I like liked me, too, but he was wrong!!!!
Madison opens the envelope!!! Without Ivy!!! So much for becoming friends again.
Their list of "things to do in 7th grade" is so lame. They both want to become famous actresses.
PEMDAS does not stand for "Please Eat My Delicious Apples Soon"!!
Ivy asks Madison for her notes. Forget her.
Egg is a suck up.
THERE'S A PICTURE OF HART...WITH HIS HAND ON MADDIE'S SHOULDER! OMG, THEY'RE TOUCHING!
Madison joins band!!! Yay! Band geeks rule!!
Ooh, Hart gives Maddie a note...and Ivy wants it, so she throws a temper tantrum during science.
Ivy blames Madison and Hart...but insists Hart doesn't get in trouble. Way to be obviouser than Madison.
Ha. Mr. Danehy is like, "The note has your name on it, Ms. Daly."
Because it's the letter.
Ivy grabs it and runs away.
Finnster
What is ur e-mail?
Hart
That's it??? That's IT?? That's what the note said? That's what we've all been waiting for?
Ivy was crying!! This is making me really sad!
Omg, it's snowing in Washington! Well, in this book it is. Maybe some of that luck will rub off on the real life WA.
BIFF? Best Internet Friends Forever? No. Doesn't work.
Madison's Computer Tip:
Don't write online messages that contain too much private information.
Lest you be molested and killed by stalkers on Myspace.
Unicorns of Balinor tomorrow, with the lovely Miss Atalanta on the front. Fun.
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